Friday, August 31, 2012

Happy Anniversary (To Me)!

Today is my 2-year Moving-to-Los Angeles anniversary! I’m not sure that it’s customary around the rest of the country to mark things like this but it’s a big deal here. My theory is that this is because the population is so transient and about 97% of us moved here in pursuit of a big creative ambition that is progressing at a snails’ pace and has chained us to a solitary, penniless existence with very few occasions to celebrate so we cling to this one small milestone that reminds us of a time when we were idealistic and enthusiastic and had savings accounts.

I'm always surprised that, whether I'm at an intimate dinner party or a noisy bar, whenever I tell someone new that I moved here from New York City they almost always ask “What brought you to LA?” I find this sweet because a.) It's more probing than "Cool." and b.) It means that people here are not so jaded as to assume that I came here to be an actor. I mean, I did totally come here to be an actor but I value the open-mindedness of supposing I could just as easily have moved here to be a policewoman or open a restaurant or raise horses.

As for my answer, I still don’t have a satisfying one. I usually say, “Livin' the Dream!” which seems unfairly glib, considering how much I appreciate the question. What did bring me here?  On the surface, yes, it was a career move (The Great American Tradition of moving West for opportunity!). I was also fleeing a gut-wrenching breakup (The Great American Tradition of moving 3,000 miles to amputate a relationship!). But why, really, really why down in my core did I leave a life I loved to move here? I guess the truest answer is that I needed to grow.

That’s not gonna fly in a noisy bar, I know. I guess I’ll have to keep my airy, "Livin' the Dream!” for those moments… but you and I will know the real answer :)

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Flossing, Part I

OK, so Tuesday night I couldn't floss because I was tired. Wednesday morning I couldn't floss because I was in a hurry and Wednesday night I couldn't floss because I got my nails done earlier in the evening and was afraid it might mess them up and also my dog was being cute. This morning I couldn't floss because my throat hurt and tonight I couldn't floss because I was watching 16 and Pregnant on Hulu and the commercials are so short and it's a pain to rewind and I could hear the music coming back and Farrah was fighting with her mom because having a baby is harder than she thought and her mom refuses to enable her, which I totally get, and it's a critical social commentary so I would be a bad citizen if I missed any of it. 

I will absolutely (attempt to) floss tomorrow.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Labor Day Weekend, Lovelies!


I know this holiday is supposed to signal a farewell to summer but instead of crying in my Scrimshaw about how the sun is setting on joy in all its forms, I prefer a more jubilant Back-To-School approach. For me, Labor Day weekend is a reminder to step up my game; A checkpoint at which to evaluate my priorities and re-commit myself to the ambitions that I spilled in the pool that one time in Vegas when I was slurring about jumping spiders with that hot Australian guy and by the time I realized what happened they had been sucked up in the filter. 

The following is a sampling of my Back-To-School goals:
  1. Explore someplace new.
  2. Call someone I haven't talked to in 6 months or more.
  3. Floss.
  4. Learn something tricky. 
Teeny little challenges for mind, body and soul. I'm pretty jazzed about them, actually, apart from the flossing bit. It's annoying and uncomfortable and I never ever do it but as an actor who hasn't had dental benefits for 2 years I should probably be more diligent so my teeth don't rot out of my head.

To hold myself accountable to these resolutions, I'll be writing about my progress in future posts. Until then, cheers to new beginnings, you crazy monkeys! What are YOUR Back-To- School goals?